i'm chrissy, 16; i'll tell you what i'm going to do when i win that grammy. i'm gonna use it to smash those damn glasses she has on.

previously sully-and-denise.

anonymous asks are turned off.

tieduptoadream:

brandon flowers and his adventures in the desert [x]

mishasofficial:

simptasia:

letsjustgowiththis:

dontmakepeopleintoheroes:

bunny-booty:

Alpacas are so much fucking cuter then llamas.

sdfgsdg

YOU FORGOT THE FOLLOWING POINTS:

  • LLAMAS HAVE BIG ASS TEETH TO RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING THROAT
  • ALPACAS HAVE FUZZY LIPS TO NUZZLE YOU GENTLY TO SLEEP
  • LLAMAS WILL CHARGE AFTER YOU IF THEY SMELL FOOD AND FEAR
  • ALPACAS AMBLE ALONG LIKE THE WORLD IS MADE OF GUMDROPS
  • LLAMAS ARE THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE 
  • ALPACAS ARE NOT THE FUCKING DEVIL INCARNATE

This has been the most informative post I’ve seen on Tumblr.

Sims are worshiping the wrong animal.

fuckinraincity

1safeandsound1:

Hogwarts will always be there…

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

Palisades Park Pet Patrol

Tick tock
Goes the clock
Even for
The doctor 

willsstag:

dreams do come true ✧・゚:*✧・゚:* \(◕ω◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧

Chuck x Sarah Meme ϟ [5/5] Kisses

SH